Saturday, April 10, 2004
QUOTE OF THE DAY : "Good Friday is the day that Jesus died so that Mel Gibson could make $500 million dollars." - Conan O'Brien
SONG OF THE DAY : The Hives - Because I Wanna
LINK OF THE DAY : He's Back.
The bay-trees in our country are all wither'd
And meteors fright the fixed stars of heaven;
The pale-faced moon looks bloody on the earth
And lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful change.
10,000 ?
A belated celebration. I didn't even get to see it happen because my computer was AWOL with power source problems. Ten Thousand hits. I'M GOING TO DISNEY LAND/WORLD !!!
Proof indeed, that anything these days can pass for entertainment. I was amazed that people other than my friends read this site, and comment on it. Getting responses from more than a few strangers has made it cool for me. So to everyone who has visited the page, whatever your intentions were... Thank you for dropping by.
I woke up this morning and an odd thought popped into my head. I'm betting that you could halve j-walking related pedestrian fatalities if you made all crossing guards incredibly attractive men and women. People would feel more inclined to use the crosswalk, to see these good looking people. This isn't a knock against current crossing guards... But I challenge you to show me an incredibly attractive one. On second thought, it might not work. Sure, j-walking fatalities might go down... But no doubt traffic fatalities would go up. Distracted drivers would stare, and stare... And inevitably rear end the car in front of them.
Honestly. How can you go wrong?
Went to see The Girl Next Door this eve. I was actually pleasantly surprised. Very funny movie. It was Risky Business-esque, but with Elisha Cuthbert and no Tom Cruise. That's a winning formula right there. On the down side, some fuck in the audience felt compelled to "hilariously" use a laser pointer on the screen. Once, maybe twice it would have been fine... But this ass felt that it was necessary to point out breasts and buns throughout the movie... In case we didn't notice them. I mockingly applauded his efforts on one occasion, and told him out right to fuck off the second time... But to no avail. ASSHOLE! Get a real job.
So enjoy the movie... Unless there is a jerk with a laser pointer.
Angrily yours
-Will Saturday, April 10, 2004
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SONG OF THE DAY : The Hives - Because I Wanna
LINK OF THE DAY : He's Back.
The bay-trees in our country are all wither'd
And meteors fright the fixed stars of heaven;
The pale-faced moon looks bloody on the earth
And lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful change.
10,000 ?
A belated celebration. I didn't even get to see it happen because my computer was AWOL with power source problems. Ten Thousand hits. I'M GOING TO DISNEY LAND/WORLD !!!
Proof indeed, that anything these days can pass for entertainment. I was amazed that people other than my friends read this site, and comment on it. Getting responses from more than a few strangers has made it cool for me. So to everyone who has visited the page, whatever your intentions were... Thank you for dropping by.
I woke up this morning and an odd thought popped into my head. I'm betting that you could halve j-walking related pedestrian fatalities if you made all crossing guards incredibly attractive men and women. People would feel more inclined to use the crosswalk, to see these good looking people. This isn't a knock against current crossing guards... But I challenge you to show me an incredibly attractive one. On second thought, it might not work. Sure, j-walking fatalities might go down... But no doubt traffic fatalities would go up. Distracted drivers would stare, and stare... And inevitably rear end the car in front of them.
Honestly. How can you go wrong?
Went to see The Girl Next Door this eve. I was actually pleasantly surprised. Very funny movie. It was Risky Business-esque, but with Elisha Cuthbert and no Tom Cruise. That's a winning formula right there. On the down side, some fuck in the audience felt compelled to "hilariously" use a laser pointer on the screen. Once, maybe twice it would have been fine... But this ass felt that it was necessary to point out breasts and buns throughout the movie... In case we didn't notice them. I mockingly applauded his efforts on one occasion, and told him out right to fuck off the second time... But to no avail. ASSHOLE! Get a real job.
So enjoy the movie... Unless there is a jerk with a laser pointer.
Angrily yours
-Will Saturday, April 10, 2004
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