QUOTE OF THE DAY : "Sorry Farkers... No Paris Hilton here." - Me

SONG OF THE DAY : Elliott Smith - Needle in the Hay

LINK OF THE DAY : Jay Pinkerton

The worst is not
So long as we can say,
“This is the worst."


Why is that broomstick wearing a dress?... Oh... I see.

To Farkers looking for the Paris Hilton 37 minute sex tape. I'm sorry to say it's not here.

So I'm surfing the internet and decide to visit my favorite site, Fark.com.

Upon seeing this headline : The Paris Hilton video everyone's seen was just a trailer; the full-length, full-color 37-minute version is now playing at an Internet near you., I decided to hit the comment page to read the always colourful talkback, and to add my own 2 or 3 cents. Today was the day I added my website link to my signature.

3000 hits in 5 hours. YOU ALMOST DOUBLED MY HITS IN 5 HOURS!!! I realized this was a mistake. Desperate Farkers in search of Paris Hilton videos frantically clicked my link... hoping and praying that they would find Paris in various states of undress on this page. Sorry to disappoint people. But hopefully I've garnered a few readers with this little error.

On that topic of Paris Hilton... What is it exactly that she does? Besides of course engaging in wanton acts of carnality and lewdness in blurry green videos. She's rich... sometimes beautiful, other times ghastly... and has no discernable talent. Yes Paris you are quite a mystery... well... not really.

CURSE YOU FARKERS ! I DEMAND SATISFACTION! You farked up my image host and now I can't use it until the end of the month!

You'll pay... don't think you won't pay!

- Will   Thursday, February 12, 2004