QUEEN OF THE NERDS !

Meet Jeff Bezos. Entrepeneur, Innovator, One of the richest men in America.... and giddy, hormone fueled thirteen year old boy.



This my friends is the man who brought us Amazon.com, pictured here in "sexpot shock" with the always lovely Anna Kournikova. You see they're going into business together. Yes that's right, the buxom blonde Russian tennis player and the googly-eyed "Queen of the Nerds" American are getting into the sports bra business. What strange bed-fellows you say ? Anna would agree, but our nerdy friend here would only be too happy to get in bed with her. Can you blame him though?

Seriously though, is this the first beautiful woman he's ever seen ? I mean... good god man... ogle her in the privacy of your mind... and close your god damned mouth... ya rich bastard.

You won this round Bezos ! I admit I do envy your success, and the fact that you're staring like a goof at Anna K. But please Mr. Bezos... for all our sakes keep it in your pants.

I'm sure I was trying to go somewhere with this... but I've lost my train of thought. SO... without further ado may I present Anna Kournikova in a sports bra.

Jeff Bezos Presents: Anna K in a Sports Bra.

" 'Round here folks call me Dubya.... HOOYAH !" - George W. Bush

I'm Gone.

-Will



   Monday, August 25, 2003